Hot Sauce Factory Weakens Ozone Layer?

  Today The World Mud reports on a press conference held a week ago; where the Koch Brother's are trying to shift the blame for Climate Change on a hot sauce factory owned by a rival businessman.

The Koch Brother's claim that if Hot Sauce burns your tongue and, in some cases; stomach lining than they can burn a hole in the ozone layer. The hot sauces factory particularly makes really hot hot sauces for various restaurants that rank high on the "Scoville scale". One of these sauces in particular is used by a world famous chicken place; where less than 10 people have successfully tackled a special that used their hottest sauce.

A PR Firm hired by the Koch Brother's claims the rival businessman's factory gave off air pollution filled with the chemicals from his hot sauce that burns a hole through the ozone like a katana going through a sheet of paper. The PR firm also claims that the Koch Brother's "pollution" used a special "ozone repairing" chemical that repairs the ozone damage caused by the inferior, more toxic pollution of rival companies.

The rival businessman, a eccentric clean energy magnate; in his own press conference claimed that the Koch Brothers through industrial espionage; sneaked a ozone damaging chemical into his hot sauce factories exhaust system and is claiming falsely that we are responsible for a weaker ozone layer.

Already some conservative politicians are in a uproar; claiming that hot sauce must be banned and its production responsible for climate change all these years while liberals have blamed our job making industry companies for it.