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In the year 2015. Monsanto released a wine like no other.
The wine made of special GMO grapes is green; instead of the traditional dark red varieties of wine with occasional deviations from red entirely. The grapes glow in the dark and the wine also glows in the dark; for Halloween or a candlelight dinner with dim candles.
The wine called “Monsanto's Green Brew” tastes and smells like cabernet sauvignon wine mixed with lime. One bottle of this wine has as much caffeine as 3 cups of coffee. The cost of this new wine is 30 dollars a bottle. Disgustingly enough, a bottle of this wine can hold a electric charge comparable to 3 AA batteries.
Not even the review character NC-17 San who reviews game mods will review this questionable wine.
Monsanto has unveiled plans for additional wines including a special “energy wine” which is 3 times as potent as the “Monsanto’s Green Brew”. There is also a wine fermented from a GMO strain of marijuana with super high THC in the works.
The wine made of special GMO grapes is green; instead of the traditional dark red varieties of wine with occasional deviations from red entirely. The grapes glow in the dark and the wine also glows in the dark; for Halloween or a candlelight dinner with dim candles.
The wine called “Monsanto's Green Brew” tastes and smells like cabernet sauvignon wine mixed with lime. One bottle of this wine has as much caffeine as 3 cups of coffee. The cost of this new wine is 30 dollars a bottle. Disgustingly enough, a bottle of this wine can hold a electric charge comparable to 3 AA batteries.
Not even the review character NC-17 San who reviews game mods will review this questionable wine.
Monsanto has unveiled plans for additional wines including a special “energy wine” which is 3 times as potent as the “Monsanto’s Green Brew”. There is also a wine fermented from a GMO strain of marijuana with super high THC in the works.
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It glows, it can hold a electric charge, and has the caffeine of 3 cups of coffee. Not even the review character NC-17 San (my review character, check out her reviews on my DeviantArt) will touch it.
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If moonshine can be sold legally, I don't see much of a problem with this. Especially with the American diet. Lol